February 2011
January 2011
“Yes Virginia, There Is a Salad Bar”
—McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History.
“make up artist in movie Casino, diagram of steamboat, ingredients in egg cream,”
—McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Things I Have Needed To Google While Writing Poems to Turn In To My MFA Workshop.
texts from today
Dad: “make sure u get enough sleep baba. mouhhhh”
Me: “I know, sleep is important! which is why you nor I can ever wake up.”
Dad: “hahahah because we are important.”
wait, I lied
the french dream-pop group released that album in 2008.
Memory!
You know where I first heard M83?
The N, in like 2006.
“Kim and Jessie” was played between Degrassi and something else.
“In [Terence] Koh, Gaga seems to have found her flamboyant and press-hungry art-world counterpart. Or as she illustrated for me: “When I’m around Terence I just want to poop out art ideas nonstop.”
—fame monsters - artforum.com / scene & herd
“does this sound like a made-up word, ‘alphabetical’? Did I make that up?” girl at stumptown
On pine and melrose, just watched a cop gruffly eject a homeless man from sleeping on the corner.
$75 in Barnes and Noble gift cards, $25 in Amazon… what to buy?! :/
I am pretty and well dressed and I am SCOWLING so GET OUT OF MY WAY FOOL #hipsters
yo
dis baby be lovin me lyk all dem man
“Divorce in Ontario is now following you on Twitter!” get me out of here!!!!!
Yakimochi!! RT @ateitanyway: reason 334 for learning japanese: better equipped to search for deals on sailor moon paraphernalia
oh no, I’m sorry, neighbor… I should not have banged a hammer into the wall at 2 AM. :( #shittyneighbor #sorry #fuckdontevictme
Play
havin’ a heat waaaaaave…. tropical heat waaaave…. sure can - can-can