that I don’t find Portlandia very funny.
My opinion on this is crucial.
RIP, Liz Taylor. Day of gay mourning, commence. How are you going to show your respect? #liztaylor
Friend in town from Kansas. What I show her? Help
P.s. I actually did pull down my pants to find sequins falling out
Please stop staring at my cape. It makes me uncomfortable.
All I do on twitter is retweet @ateitanyway and @TweetsofOld then say something rude or about poop.
Excited exclamation of an entirely safe opinion, sure to bolster my friends’ respect for me!
Retweet this if you treat Twitter like a pressure valve for the id. #thetweetsubliminal
oh, dear. the shit we tell google.
“The Bubble” - awesome gay dudes in Israel going through terrible stuff. Consider my tear jerked.
I am fun
Hatsune Miku. Cut to my iTunes, 1 GB of that queen.
Gay icon. Hologram. Bitch queen.
“dear cocoa girls” THIS IS THE NAME OF A SONG PEOPLE