I hope Rihanna’s next album is just her shrieking and moaning over repetitive steel drums and the sound of ocean waves crashing onto the shore.
nicola formichetti and richard chai are here
last year I sent Nicola Formichetti several possibly upsetting letters via tumblr about becoming his
It was “Waltz for Venus,” which I think is like session 7 or 8? It’s midway through.
remember the time I read a knitting pattern out loud with the same inflection that slam uses and it felt like a poem
why do these people think that they can just read their poem with the inflection of like Roger Bonair Agard or Rachel McKibbens or Taylor Mali and have it be good
those poets write and perform well because they have an understanding of poetic mechanics and how their poems can work well with form, not just because they speak in a certain way
my friends and I have made a game of doing this with like instructional manuals and stuff
I get to be Faye obvz
if you open your fridge and there’s cheese in there… you might be a hipster *smug jeff foxworthy punchline expression*
Haunted Cake: The affective residue of Emoji
sometimes it happens that the socially violent ways of being and knowing that infiltrate reality to “its core” are have so profoundly leached into the soil of our bodies that they render me unrecognizable even and especially to myself
A swarm of ladybugs in the shape of a human wearing people clothes walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” says the barman. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” replies the swarm, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA”
haha this happened to me!
except instead of “ladybugs” it was “11 babies stacked atop one another wearing a fun hat!”